lilbunnygirl: *gives you a lap dance for curly fries*
starshinelion: and I’ll write your name in circular Gallifreyan
vivid-melodies: saxoguitarolinist: So, would Phantom Regiments fans be called… The Fandom Regiment? this is the best text post I have ever read
uoa: do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them
kill-natalie: surimistick: i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said: “you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions” and i was like woah thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.
uoa: do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
a-sexy-cat: actually taking time to do your hair and making it all nice then walking outside and
dirkstr8der: the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until finding light switch* What a turn on. Get out. why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
I hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.